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    Artist: National Anthems

    Song: Advance Australia Fair

    Real Lyric: Australia's sons, let us rejoice (old version later changed to gender neutral language)

    The Misheard: Australia, sunsets, ostriches

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    Artist: National Anthems

    Song: Advance Australia Fair

    Real Lyric: Our home is gurt by sea

    The Misheard: Our home is dirt by sea

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Advance Australia Fair

    Real Lyric: our land abounds in natures gifts of beauty rich and rare

    The Misheard: our land abounds in nature strips of beauty rich and rare

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    Artist: National Anthems

    Song: Advance Australia Fair

    Real Lyric: We've gold and soil and wealth for toil, Our home is girt by sea.

    The Misheard: We've golden soul and wealth for toll, Our home is dirt by sea.

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    Artist: National Anthems

    Song: Advance Australia Fair

    Real Lyric: Australians all let us rejoice, for we are young and free.

    The Misheard: Australians all are Ostriches and we all live in trees.

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    Artist: National Anthems

    Song: Advance Australia Fair

    Real Lyric: australian's all let us rejoice for we are yound and free

    The Misheard: australians all let us ring joice for she is young and free

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Advance Australia Fair

    Real Lyric: Australians all let us rejoice For we are young and free

    The Misheard: Australians and octishes

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Advance Australia Fair

    Real Lyric: Australians all let us rejoice For we are young and free

    The Misheard: Australians all are ostriches Four minus one is three

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Advance Australia Fair

    Real Lyric: Australians all let us rejoice for we are young and free...

    The Misheard: Australians all are ostriches, for we are young at three...

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    Artist: National Anthems

    Song: Advance Australia Fair

    Real Lyric: Australians all, let us rejoice,
    For we are young and free!

    The Misheard: Australians all eat sausages.
    Four minus one is three.

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